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Flarp! For Poops and Giggles! $1!

May 7, 2010 2 comments

This is our first product review and we  have no rating system yet, but we will make something up soon.

Regardless, here is my brief review about the wonderful product called FLARP!


Fun for all ages and bowel movements

I first purchased this product several months ago as I was perusing the aisles of Wal-Mart for a cheap, but effective toy for my 3 year old son. My son was looking through the $10 Thomas Train toys and I was checking out the $1 value section. My son brought over a train and said he wanted the James train, but I quickly side tracked him with a colorful bottle of FLARP! It was bright green in color and said “noise putty” on the cover. I was excited… and my excitement brought excitement to my 3 year old as well.

My son and I could barely wait to test this bad boy out, we quickly sped through the checkout line and 30 minutes later we were the proud owners of FLARP! We hurried to the car and ripped the packing away from the canister which contained the bright green FLARP! Then we removed the lid, which released a pleasant smell of lime. I don’t recall any instructions for this product, but it felt so natural that I knew actually what to do!

Inserting your fingers into FLARP! for the first time made me feel nervous and excited at the same time. The first time the eruption of noise was quiet and reserved, but once I got comfortable with it I was FLARP!ing like I was at a Taco Bell buffet!

My son was laughing so hard, we we’re like two 3 year olds having the time of our life. Well after a hour or so, we headed home to allow my wife to experience FLARP! At first she was a little taken back, but after a couple minutes she was FLARP!ing with the best of them!

I take my FLARP! everywhere! Whether it be my in-laws house, work, or church everyone enjoys the noise of FLARP!

Value 5/5

Entertainment 5/5

Durability 4/5

Obama 0/5

Summary: A great gift for yourself and friends! It’s only a buck!

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